People are way too fucking friendly here. I can’t walk down the street without getting “Hey Baby, Hello baby, you so pretty woman. Where you goin’? Hello there! Hey, Snowflake!” And I’m talking like, I’m on my way to work, stomping the sidewalk, headphones on. Man what the hell.
It is so flippin’ hot here. Like, HOT hot. And the HUMIDITY! I have never sweat so much in my life. Sex is like drowning. I never thought I’d say it, but the heat is sapping my will to live.
The buses here do not run often enough.
Amazing, delicious produce! I love the Farmers Markets and Eastern Market!!
Yeah you heard it right… Chicago’s burlesque zeitgeist girl is no longer a Chicago Gal! I recently moved from my beloved city, and I am now a proud resident of our Nation’s Capitol! So if you are in the DC area, stay tuned… I’m gonna rock this city!!
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If you’ve ever enjoyed a bar-top show at Blue Bayou…
loved a double-dose of burlesque sass at Exit w/ hosts Red Hot Annie & Wham Bam Pam…
laughed your butt off at Rollin’ Outta Here Naked: A Big Lebowksi Burlesque…
watched Dick Dijon’s videos on Vimeo or YouTube…
or saw us at Lincoln Tap, Brandos, Reggie’s Rock Club or at a private party or event…
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If you’ve got a box of Red Hot Annie’s Red Hots, a VP “ROAR” pin, a Donna Touch magnet, or some badass PBR swag from Broadzilla….
if you love Barrett All’s amazing fan dance, or Renzena’s spunky bellydance…
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See you at Blue Bayou or Exit this week!
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